Dear Mr/Ms Contact Form Spammer,
Please stop spamming my contact form for the following reasons.
- No one sees it but me.
- I’m not clicking
- I’m not buying anything from you or anyone you recommend
- You are wasting my time and not making my day any happier
Maybe I have already stopped you, I’m not sure. I installed the Bad Behavior plug in, but you still seemed to get through. Now it’s been a few days and at first I thought I was feeling lonely, then I realized that I didn’t have so stinkin’ many e-mails to delete!
I’m sorry to take up your time but be reassured the time it takes you to read this is nothing compared to the time I have spent on you lately.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
The folk(s) of Church Tech Matters
(I’m not letting you know exactly how many of me there are just in case I have to take my retaliation up a notch)
Good one!
But do spammers that we actually know count? Remember the dude from college?
Not too long ago, we got a spam email from a guy we knew in college. Okay, Jim probably knew him better than I did, he lived in Jim’s dorm, but it was pretty lame to say the least. He apparently sent a bunch of emails out to college “friends” promoting his new real-estate venture. He also sent us an old family recipe. How sweet. I wanted to start a campaign to have everyone we knew from college send him recipes made with the canned meat product. Spam sandwiches, Spam casserole, Spam soup…
My husband was above all that, though. Could have been fun.
Mary,
I have a lovely recipe for Spam Etouffe so be sure and let me know when the recipes start shipping. It’s an old family favorite!! spw
I knew we could always count on you, Sandee!